Soulfood
20.03.2002, 21:22
folgenden text, der mal auf der drum'n'bass-arena veröffentlicht war, habe ich gerade wieder auf meiner festplatte ausgegraben... :lol:
I was walkin' down the street, and I stopped by Wendy's to get a Jumpin' Jack Frosty, and some french fries (or chips or whatever), just the way i like 'em, with a tender Krust and soft middle. On the way out I ran into my old mate Nick, who tried to sell me a stolen Navigator (the SUV). "Nicky, I don't buy from the Blackmarket!" I said. "This isn't stolen! Don't believe the Hype!" he cried. Just then the manager came out and said "If you hoodlums don't stop loitering, you'll get your SS kicked!" Nicky pulled out a shotgun and said "Die!" and blew the manager away. But the shotgun was a fake! The manager was impressed, as he was a special effects man by night. Nicky blushed. "Don't be Shy, those are great FX!" the manager said. I was trembling from the shock, but the manager hadn't blinked, he seemed to be Fearless. "Does that car run on Diesel, Boy?" the manager asked Nicky. A Trace of Dred crept into Nicky's voice as he replied, "Yeah, but the fuel line has a Freaky Flow, so you should be careful." We hopped in the car and the manager pulled around to the drive thru. "Welcome to Wendy's, this is Dee, may I take your order?" "Yeah, Dee, this is the manager. Give me combo number one, Roni Size it, with tea to drink. Make that tea with Lemon, Dee." We pulled around to the window, where this guy Ed was taking a while to get our order . . . "Ed, Rush!" shouted the manager. Just then, a police car pulled up, seeing the stolen car . . . the cop jumped out, arrested us all and said to his partner . . . "Bukem, Dano."
:lol:
I was walkin' down the street, and I stopped by Wendy's to get a Jumpin' Jack Frosty, and some french fries (or chips or whatever), just the way i like 'em, with a tender Krust and soft middle. On the way out I ran into my old mate Nick, who tried to sell me a stolen Navigator (the SUV). "Nicky, I don't buy from the Blackmarket!" I said. "This isn't stolen! Don't believe the Hype!" he cried. Just then the manager came out and said "If you hoodlums don't stop loitering, you'll get your SS kicked!" Nicky pulled out a shotgun and said "Die!" and blew the manager away. But the shotgun was a fake! The manager was impressed, as he was a special effects man by night. Nicky blushed. "Don't be Shy, those are great FX!" the manager said. I was trembling from the shock, but the manager hadn't blinked, he seemed to be Fearless. "Does that car run on Diesel, Boy?" the manager asked Nicky. A Trace of Dred crept into Nicky's voice as he replied, "Yeah, but the fuel line has a Freaky Flow, so you should be careful." We hopped in the car and the manager pulled around to the drive thru. "Welcome to Wendy's, this is Dee, may I take your order?" "Yeah, Dee, this is the manager. Give me combo number one, Roni Size it, with tea to drink. Make that tea with Lemon, Dee." We pulled around to the window, where this guy Ed was taking a while to get our order . . . "Ed, Rush!" shouted the manager. Just then, a police car pulled up, seeing the stolen car . . . the cop jumped out, arrested us all and said to his partner . . . "Bukem, Dano."
:lol: